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Robbed, By Chris Chio
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Robbed by Chris Chio

 

Characters:

 

Bobby – a really smart 12 year old kid but likes to annoy people to stay away from danger.

Rob – a really smart 28 year old guy who robs rich people for the stuff he never had.

Mom – a superstitious mom. She’s really angry and overprotective too.

Little Girl – she likes to do what Bobby does. She kinda likes him.

 

(Bobby is in his room doing homework. Rob the robber breaks in. He takes out a wooden gun.)

 

                                                     ROB

Gimme all your money! 

 

                                          BOBBY 

I don't have any money! 

 

                                                       ROB 

Well give me all your jewels! 

                                               BOBBY 

I don't have jewels. My mom said jewels are bad.

 

(Flash back to Bobby’s mom complaining to Bobby to not use jewels)

 

                                             MOM 

BOBBY what did I tell you of playing with jewels! You know I don't like them because of what happened to my ex?

 

                                            BOBBY 

But mom I was just looking at them.

(Back to Rob) 

 

                                        ROB

Well...give me your toys then!

 

                                  BOBBY 

Toys hurt you.

 

(Flash back to Bobby playing with a super hero)

 

                              BOBBY

Ooh, a toy! It’s really strong. Just like in the movies. Let’s see it fly!

 

(He stabs himself in the eyes with it. Back to Bobby)

 

                              BOBBY

....My mom said I can’t have them!

 

                             ROB

Well give me your gaming systems!

 

                                 BOBBY

I don't have video games. My mom says they're too violent.

 

(Flash to when BOBBY was playing with his Xbox 360)

 

                                 BOBBY

...Come on loser move you’re too slow! No no go the other way ohh lordy. Goooooooooooo!

 

                          MOM

BOBBY what did I tell you about getting mad when playing video games? And why are you playing that BATTLEFIELD 3?

 

                                       BOBBY 

But mom no this game is Dora I don't know how it got to that game. Even though it is so awesome.

 

          (Back to Rob)

 

                              ROB

So give me your TV!

                                  BOBBY

My mom says there are really nasty things on TV that children shouldn't watch.

 

(Flash back to when bobby was watching cartoons)

 

                                  BOBBY

Yeah yeah go Eddy!  Don’t give up you’re almost there!

 

(TV changes to The Walking Dead, a violent show)

 

                                      MOM

BOBBY why are you watching that violent show huh?

 

                         BOBBY

But mommy I wasn't watching that I was watching Ed Edd and Eddy.

 

                      MOM 

Give me that TV.

 

               BOBBY 

Ok Mommy.

 

 (Mom throws TV out the window. Back to Rob)

 

                               ROB

Oh my God! What does this kid have? What do you have!?

 

                          BOBBY

I have homework.

 

                         ROB

 Fine. Just give me that! 

(He takes it)

Ugh, I don't even want this.

 

                      BOBBY

I want it back by tomorrow!

 

 

                                    ROB

YEAH, yeah.

 

                           ROB 

Here’s your home work!

 

                        BOBBY 

That was fast it’s not even tomorrow dude. You’re fast, did you do it?

 

                      ROB

Yeah!

 

                      BOBBY 

Hmm...I think that answer is wrong.

 

                        ROB

Which one?

 

                        BOBBY 

Answer number two. 2+2 isn't 22!

 

                           ROB 

Yeah it is. 2 and 2 equals 22.

 

                            BOBBY

It’s actually 42. Come on!

 

                         ROB

You know what? Forget you I'm gonna go rob the little girl next door!

 

(Rob goes to the house next door.)

 

                    ROB

Gimme your TV! 

 

                     LITTLE GIRL

I don't have a TV. My mom said it’s nasty.

 

                           ROB

Oh come on!

 

                                           THE END

 

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